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Gnometastic Gnude Mini Gnomes - Unpainted Gnome Statue, Beer 4in Tall - DIY Paint Your Own Gnome - Indoor, Outdoor Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults, Polyresin

Gnometastic Gnude Mini Gnomes - Unpainted Gnome Statue, Beer 4in Tall - DIY Paint Your Own Gnome - Indoor, Outdoor Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults, Polyresin

$24.62 USD
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About This

  • Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Beer Guzzling, 4 inch Mini Garden Gnome Statue. Our favorite naughty gnomes to paint yourself. Miniature paintable garden gnomes outdoor funny for fairy garden, planter pots or quirky home decor
  • Paintable Gnomes: Don't like our color choices, think you can do better? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes - unpainted gnomes, primed and ready to paint garden statues, go ahead and unleash your inner artist. | Suggested Acrylic Paints - Brush and Paint NOT included.
  • Funny Gnomes Inappropriate: Hilarious DIY crafts for adults. Anyone with an offbeat sense of humor will laugh at our inappropriate garden knomes and smile at this mini silly drunk gnome. Our funny gnomes make great gnome gifts for men and women or gag gifts for adults.
  • Dimensions: Stands 4" inches Tall x 2" inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 3 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant.
  • Designed in the USA. Made in China. Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65
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  • Decorative Garden Lantern Set

    ★★★★★ 5/5 — Rachel S. (Nashville, TN)

    Product: Decorative Garden Lantern Set

    I placed these along our patio walkway and it instantly made everything feel more styled.

    Not overly bright, just a soft glow that looks really intentional.

    Honestly feels like something you’d see at a boutique hotel.

    Super easy to set up too.

    Already thinking about getting a few more for the backyard.

  • Metal Wall Art Outdoor Decor

    ★★★★☆ 4/5 — Marcus D. (Phoenix, AZ)

    Product: Metal Wall Art Outdoor Decor

    This was exactly what my patio wall needed.

    Before it felt kind of empty, now it actually looks finished.

    The design is simple but stands out just enough.

    Only reason for 4 stars is I had to adjust the mounting a bit, but nothing major.

    Overall, really solid piece.

  • Hanging Planter Decor Set

    ★★★★★ 5/5 — Olivia B. (Charleston, SC)

    Product: Hanging Planter Decor Set

    I hung these near my outdoor seating area and it completely changed the vibe.

    It feels more alive and put together now.

    They’re lightweight but don’t feel cheap at all.

    Even my neighbor asked where I got them.

    Perfect if you want that “styled but not overdone” look.

  • Decorative Garden Stakes

    ★★★★☆ 4/5 — Jason M. (Seattle, WA)

    Product: Decorative Garden Stakes (3-Pack)

    These are small, but they make a bigger difference than I expected.

    I added them around a few plants and suddenly the whole garden looks more intentional.

    They held up fine in the rain too.

    Shipping took a bit longer than I hoped, but the product itself is worth it.

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Most items ship from our U.S. or international partner warehouses. Standard delivery time is 5–10 business days, but some larger outdoor items may take a little longer. We’ll always send a tracking link so you can follow every step.

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If you received a damaged or defective product, we’ll replace it or refund you at no extra cost.

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