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Gnometastic

Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Unpainted Gnome Statue, Beer Guzzling 8.45in Tall - DIY Paint Your Own Garden Gnome for Adults, Indoor/Outdoor Funny Garden Gnomes

Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Unpainted Gnome Statue, Beer Guzzling 8.45in Tall - DIY Paint Your Own Garden Gnome for Adults, Indoor/Outdoor Funny Garden Gnomes

$49.27 USD
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  • Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Unpainted Drunk Gnome, 8.5" inches - Paint your own gnome garden statue - Funny Gnomes to Paint for Lawn and Garden Decoration for Indoors, Outdoors and Home Decor
  • Paint Your Own Gnome: Don't like our color choices, think you can do better? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes - ready to paint, customizable paint your own gnome statues to personalize and show off your creativity and unleash your inner artist! | Paints and brush NOT included
  • Paintable Gnomes: Funny garden arts and crafts DIY gifts for adults or the gnome collector in your life! Hilarious gag gift idea for men and women. Just about anyone with an offbeat or inappropriate sense of humor will laugh at our drunk garden knome!
  • Measurements: Gnome figurine stands 8.45" inches Tall, Weighs 1 lb | Made from Polyresin | Suggested Acrylic Paints - Not Included
  • Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65 | Designed in the USA. Made in China
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  • Decorative Garden Lantern Set

    ★★★★★ 5/5 — Rachel S. (Nashville, TN)

    Product: Decorative Garden Lantern Set

    I placed these along our patio walkway and it instantly made everything feel more styled.

    Not overly bright, just a soft glow that looks really intentional.

    Honestly feels like something you’d see at a boutique hotel.

    Super easy to set up too.

    Already thinking about getting a few more for the backyard.

  • Metal Wall Art Outdoor Decor

    ★★★★☆ 4/5 — Marcus D. (Phoenix, AZ)

    Product: Metal Wall Art Outdoor Decor

    This was exactly what my patio wall needed.

    Before it felt kind of empty, now it actually looks finished.

    The design is simple but stands out just enough.

    Only reason for 4 stars is I had to adjust the mounting a bit, but nothing major.

    Overall, really solid piece.

  • Hanging Planter Decor Set

    ★★★★★ 5/5 — Olivia B. (Charleston, SC)

    Product: Hanging Planter Decor Set

    I hung these near my outdoor seating area and it completely changed the vibe.

    It feels more alive and put together now.

    They’re lightweight but don’t feel cheap at all.

    Even my neighbor asked where I got them.

    Perfect if you want that “styled but not overdone” look.

  • Decorative Garden Stakes

    ★★★★☆ 4/5 — Jason M. (Seattle, WA)

    Product: Decorative Garden Stakes (3-Pack)

    These are small, but they make a bigger difference than I expected.

    I added them around a few plants and suddenly the whole garden looks more intentional.

    They held up fine in the rain too.

    Shipping took a bit longer than I hoped, but the product itself is worth it.

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Yes! We offer free shipping on most orders within the U.S. Depending on the product, delivery usually takes 5–10 business days. Tracking information is provided as soon as your order ships.

Most items ship from our U.S. or international partner warehouses. Standard delivery time is 5–10 business days, but some larger outdoor items may take a little longer. We’ll always send a tracking link so you can follow every step.

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If you received a damaged or defective product, we’ll replace it or refund you at no extra cost.

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